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About to brush my many teeth, I happened to glance down into the murky depths of the sink, and BEHOLD! Shelob was slowly emerging, trying to squeeze her bloated body through the plug holes... Shit! One quick punch to her face and she was down, yay for karate! Many years have been knocked off my life due to this experience.
After that battle, I staggered out into the street, only to have a bloody great triffid tower above me! It said that "The people of Earth are doomed!" which I thought was rather rude, so I of course threw a load of salt water at it. Take that, plant scum!!!!
My day was soon brightened when I stumbled across this FANTASTICLY-named shop! It of course only dealt in the most expensive, luxurious of gifts, mmmwh. There was another one down the same street, soon there'll be one down yours!! (My sister shopped in it, shame Asti, shaaaame on you!).
After all that excitment, I wandered off for a latte, and entered a pink cafe! Rather....bright, innit? I'm seeing redish pink.... TRUDS SMASH! How was the latte? Rather nice actually, the best I've tasted OUTSIDE of a Starbucks, of course, foolish questionner.
Here's my dad out sailing, blasting his way into second place!!! Go Vater! He had many rivals that day, especially the boat with the heat-seeking missiles, I thought that was taking it a tad too far. So, my dad equipped himself with a nuclear bomb and a bag of crisps, which he waved threateningly at the other boats occupants.
The gorgeous view from where I sat and burned myself one day. It all looks so small here, but those cliffs are enormous! There are rituals there everyday, where sheep and children are thrown off to send praise to the god of waves. It's true! Their skeltons lay atop the rocks, sprawled in an elequent way, for good taste you understand!